Today I had my 4 month check up. I must admit, my stats are pretty impressive!
Weight- 14 lbs, 11 oz (40th percentile)
Height- 26 inches (80th percentile)
Head Circumference- 17 inches (80th percentile)
I'm tall and lanky with a big brain. You know what that means? I was meant to be a baller! I can just see it now.... Me, BEN SINCLAIR on the court with all the big dogs...
Dunking balls like it's no ones bizniz. That's right, I got some hops!
I'm gonna play some D up in your FACE!!! Guaranteed triple doubles every night.
4 years ago
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Can I just say this is H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!
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